DECLARATION OF DATA INDEPENDENCE

When in the course of business events, it becomes necessary to dissolve the bands connecting us to cloud platforms...

We hold these truths to be self-evident
That all data is created equal
That they are endowed with certain unalienable rights
Among these are ownership, privacy, and control
That to secure these rights, tools are instituted
That whenever any platform becomes destructive of these ends
It is the right of the people to alter or abolish it
We therefore declare our independence from the cloud

In Congress,
Assembled

July 4th, 2026

The unanimous Declaration of the users of the internet. When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such platforms.

Such has been the patient sufferance of sales professionals. The history of SaaS companies is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of absolute tyranny over your data.

We, therefore, the representatives of Suplex, do solemnly publish and declare that we are, and of right ought to be, free and independent. We absolve ourselves from all allegiance to the cloud. And for the support of this Declaration, we mutually pledge our tools, our code, and our sacred honor.

DECLARATION OF DATA INDEPENDENCE

In Congress,Assembled

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